I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my being single is dangerous.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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