I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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