What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I would fuck him just for his dog
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