I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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