I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There r osticjed everywhere
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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