Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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