Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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