She announced her abortion via fbk
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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