This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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