He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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