Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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