i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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