There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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