i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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