never play flip cup with pint glasses
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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