Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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