he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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