just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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