The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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