I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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