I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
soo... how was my night?
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