We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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