NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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