Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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