Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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