It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
