If i come over, it means nothing
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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