I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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