no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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