nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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