Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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