you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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