stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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