at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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