Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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