im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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