dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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