Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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