Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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