You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This is my gift to your gina
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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