these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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