My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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