Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Your cock deserves a montage
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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