I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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