I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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