Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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