It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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