talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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