it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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