If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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