There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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