and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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