Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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