Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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