You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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