my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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